Everton

  • A Gravy Stain Removed (5/16/2018) - It’s finally happened. Amongst a hailstorm of media consternation, and the withering lectures of outsiders who know nothing, Allardyce has gone.
  • Not long now Everton… (5/4/2018) - 2 weeks. Just 2 weeks before this painful, depressing, embarrassing pile of utter shite comes to an end.
  • Everton Family Fortunes (4/22/2018) - As the season thankfully winds down to its much needed conclusion, the theme of his comments lately have been reflection on the “brilliant job” he’s done...
  • Everton’s January Window and Monthly Review (2/1/2018) - Hello again. It's been a while hasn't it? Now, where were we? Ah yes, I left you all crying in the corner because our possible choice of manager was going to be
  • Dyche v Allardyce – How has it come to this? (10/31/2017) - And it seems the only saviours the board seek at this moment are Fat Sam and Dyche, even though Thomas Tuchel is available.
  • Everton Preview – Leicester (A) (10/27/2017) - So Everton will be up against Claude Puel on Sunday then. How dull. Such an underwhelming appointment that isn’t it?
  • Everton Preview – Apollon (H) (9/28/2017) - Their late draw against Lyon shows they definitely aren’t pushovers but let’s be honest here we should be beating these comfortably.
  • Everton Preview – Bournemouth (H) (9/22/2017) - So onto Bournemouth then. They’ve conveniently found form just as they were about to play us having lost the first 4 games of the season.
  • Everton Preview: Manchester United (A) (9/16/2017) - So having embarrassed ourselves in Europe on Thursday, Old Trafford is the last place you want to go to attempt to salvage what’s left of the wreckage.
  • Everton Preview: Atalanta (A) (9/13/2017) - Despite being regarded as a mid table side for much of their history, in recent years they have earned a reputation for having developed or bought various...